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And then I find out the fanfic hasn’t updated for over a year.

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spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

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noelanilalin:

southernlist:

cloudcuckoolander527:

tokilladm:

What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition

You are the future. 

Please run for president

that would actually be amazing

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# oh my god# this is so sad and sassy at the same time




daisura:

fastcompany:

Ka-Pow! Watch These Fish Cannons Shoot Salmon Safely Over Dams

Salmon have serious swimming skills—some travel thousands of miles to return to their original homes to breed. But even though they can jump as high as 12 feet in the air, they can’t manage to get over massive concrete dams that we have built to block their journeys back to their homes. Now one new idea could give them a boost. The plan involves whisking the fish through a long vacuum tube at speeds up to 22 miles per hour and then shooting them out the other end like a cannon.

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imagine being the fish in this situation though

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# the poor fish# this is actually kind of hilarious though




uilos718:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Bonus points if it’s the kids of the snake from the zoo.

'My mum always spoke kindly of you for freeing her'

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

winterhascome:

lauramcquarrie:

transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book

GHOST-IT NOTES.

HAUNTING YOUR BOOKS

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

winterhascome:

lauramcquarrie:

transparent ghost sticky notes help you make notes without defacing a book

GHOST-IT NOTES.

HAUNTING YOUR BOOKS

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# OH MY GOD# this is the most perfect thing I've ever seen




bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

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dramaya:

jlmdemon:

thedevilwearssneakers:

this was in the 60s

they didnt even try to hide the gay

I am fucKING DYING

i just snorted and made a really weird noise hahahahaah

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sdr2spoilers:

"It’s a promise!" - anime character thats about to fucking die

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# shit




pothepolarbear:

I’m really bad about taking care of myself. Sometimes I’m like “why am I so hungry?” and then I realize I haven’t had a real meal in like 2 days. So, this is a friendly reminder to eat some food, drink some water, get some sleep, take your medicine if you need any, and make sure you smile like at least 5 times a day.

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religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

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bumbleshark:

well-written novel sized fanfiction

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thewesternlights:

Whenever I misquote a lyric from a musical

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